Sentient Pile of Shit

Lvl 2 excrement

Filthy.

Dealing damage to a bloodied or wounded creatures makes them Sick until they make camp or safe rest.

Throw shit.
(Range 8). 2d6+5. On hit: taunt the target, AND on crit: blind the target until they spend an action cleaning up.

Found in sewers of big cities, they are usually animated by leftover magic or a fucked up wizard and a nightmare for heroes to fight.